Those chips looked so greasy. I knew I shouldn’t have come to this place, but it was the only place open and I couldn’t be bothered cooking. I picked one up and saw that the bottom was a such dark brown it was almost black, but I do like a good burnt chip now and again.
I reluctantly took a bite because even though they looked revolting, it was food, and I was starving. OMG. That was the most gross thing I have ever tasted. It was so SO salty, and tasted a bit like melted giraffe spots covered in rotten socks would. I stood up and walked out, knowing that my stomach would not forgive me later.

But they were the wrong colour! I had specifically told the cake company to give me pale blue icing on the cupcakes for my dad’s surprise party, but they had given me pale pink!! I guess I will have a new baby sister soon, so maybe we can use those cupcakes for her baby shower, but I wanted everything to be perfect when he wakes up tomorrow morning on his birthday!! Even mum doesn’t know about the surprise party, so I am planning to set my alarm for midnight, and set up the party super SUPER quietly, and so when dad wakes up, he will be so pleasantly surprised!!